Anna Chuang

retarded form of "asian."
immature children who's eyes have not been open to the world who claim "asian pride," usually high school/high school drop outs and under with bleached hair that spend their days at the local arcade playing DDR, also types "LyKe Dis On thE InTerNeTzZzZz"

The younger asians or non asians that profess that they are better than everyone else (even though they are not). Signs of the "Asian retards" are:
(1) Typing in alternating CAPS and lowercase letters.
(2) Using words such as: dis, dat, sho, da, ETC.
(3) Claiming that Asians are the best even though they don't know shit about their own heritage.
(4) *sigh* I hoped it wouldn't come to this. The dreaded "Got Rice?" song...

Azns are not Asians.

Asians (mainly from California) who shame their race by bleaching their hair blonde and trying to develop the personality of a 'ghetto' negro. Ironically, these azn's do nerdy things such as hang out in arcades playing Tekken and DDR, but they still uphold their 'ghetto' personna online in chat rooms and blogs/xanga accounts.

azn: look, my hair is blonde
white guy: you're not white

azn: yO nIgUh?
black guy: you ain't black

azn: got rice?
asian guy: you're not asian

1.) Shortened form of Asian.
2.) Today, commonly used by non-Asians to identify themselves as Asians. This can be contributed to the fact that most self-respecting Asians would not be caught dead doing some of the actions "AzN's" perform on the internet.

The ghetto, immature kind of asian. Equal to a wigger but of asian descent. Often have an overinflated sense of national pride, while they unknowingly embarass other people of their race.
They are asian supremecists except that it is not considered to be racist when one is not white (for some reason)

azn: azn pryde, yo
asian: shut up

A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like  me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl  !!!"

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her  up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good,  thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - the Mozambican  girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have  to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"...........